Start Date: 21 April
Estimate time of arrival : 1040am
Location : Chiangmai
Distance from final performance : 790km
The circus are expected to arrive at 1040am sharp. Bird and Legolas to report to nearby shop to equip themselves with the spinning wheels. Emperor and Maggot to assemble their own wheels.
Date: 22 April
Location : Chiangmai
Estimated Distance from final performance : 790km
Next Performance : Lampang
Easy ride. One bird fart will complete the distance.
Date: 23 April
Location : Lampang
Estimated Distance from final performance : 697km
Next Performance : Dan Chai
This is where everything gets tricky. Bird's too lazy to fly over town to check whether it exist or not. So The Circus is departing to Den Chai with only a dot on the map as an indication that a town existed on site. For all we know, it has already been wiped off the face of earth by a herd of marauding elephants.
Date: 24 April
Location : Dan Chai
Estimated Distance from final performance : 612km
Next Performance : Uttaradit
Things should be boring enough for The Circus to come out with an official "The Circus" theme song.
Date: 25 April
Location : Uttaradit
Estimated Distance from final performance : 557km
Next Performance : Sukothai
Ahhh, more ancient buildings.
Date: 26 April
Location : Sukothai
Estimated Distance from final performance : 457km
Next Performance : Sukothai
One day rest. Legolas and Maggot to remember to wash their underwear and cycling pants. Cycling pants with fungus/mushroom growing in it is not cool.
Date: 27April
Location : Sukothai
Estimated Distance from final performance : 457km
Next Performance : Kamphaeng Phet
Everyone should be good to go by now. If your underwear/cycling pants is still wet, it means you're still not resourceful enough. e.g. scour nearby toilet for the hand dryer.
Date: 28April
Location : Kamphaeng Phet
Estimated Distance from final performance : 384km
Next Performance : Nakhon Sawan
Normal stop. The Circus should be quite bored of each other.
Date: 29April
Location : Nakhon Sawan
Estimated Distance from final performance : 267km
Next Performance : Singburi
By now, there should be an official The Circus line dance with a somersault to boot.
Date: 30April
Location : Singburi
Estimated Distance from final performance : 167km
Next Performance : Ayuthaya
More ancient ruins. By now, the excitement of seeing a new ruin has long being replaced by the "oh, another ruin. cycle on."
Date: 1 May
Location : Ayuthaya
Estimated Distance from final performance : 87km
Next Performance : Ayuthaya
Another one day stop. If you failed with your underwear/cyclingpants test previously, time to make amends.
Date: 2 May
Location : Ayuthaya
Estimated Distance from final performance : 87km
Next Performance : Bangkok
Almost there. Some will either cycle faster. Some slower. Expects Maggot to be exceedingly motivated at this final distance.
Date: 3 May
Location : Bangkok
Estimated Distance from final performance : -3km
Next Performance : Bangkok
One Thai massage will sooth the body. However must thread with caution. Missus will punish if there's a mention of a panky here.
Date: 4 May
Final Performance : Bangkok
Estimated Distance from final performance : -3km
Flight home : 1015am arrival
Home sweet home. The Circus to perform official dance upon disembarking the plane. Emperor to strike RM3million jackpot lottery and laugh happily into retirement after 14 days of fervent meditation and prayers at various Thai temple.
2 comments:
ermn..not sure if you bears will read this during ur cycling trip..
anyway, just wanna send your bears my greetings!
envy you bear of making this cycling trip in thailand:)
i am a bit too pampered now stucking myself in the office, dun wanna take the heat under the sun..
shamefull though!
think you bears must be somewhr in Dan chai or Uttaradit. Hope the weather is not too killing. so you guys finally created your theme song?? hahaha, do post up the lyrics, sure it's gonna be full of animals loh..i gotta get back to work, so all the best and ganbatte to bird, moose, legolas and maggot!!
How are you guys doin? How's the view, the people, the food, the toilets? Make Megat get a tattoo and you guys too when in Bangkok, sort of mission completion memento. :p
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